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Penicorn Plush Doll (RARE, LIMITED & SIGNED!)

Penicorn Plush Doll (RARE, LIMITED & SIGNED!)

Regular price $69.69 USD
Regular price $150.00 USD Sale price $69.69 USD
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On the verge of extinction, the magical “Penicorn” is a rare creature, known to grant its owner wishes and long-lasting virility.  Adorned with multiple peni*, this cuddly homie will be your best friend forever and never judge your naked body or weird internet browsing habits.

Features:

  • Double Peni and 2× Testicles (Pre-Installed 👍)
  • Authentic Troll Hair
  • 3× Magical Belly Stars w/Magical Powers
  • Anti-Tipping Belly of Beans
  • Suspiciously Haunting Aura
  • Ability for Owner to Communicate w/Dead
  • Salon Quality Tail w/Zero Split-Ends
  • A Personality that Screams "HERE I AM, WORLD! 😀"

- Designed by Stamper
- Autographed by Stamper
- Lovingly Hand-Crafted by Asians

* Despite its appearance, the Penicorn is all genders at once, constantly, and unapologetically.
** Lucky Charms and mayo*** included, of course.
*** Mayo might come as Miracle Whip, etc. depending on condimental availability.

For alternative methods (Cash App, Venmo, etc.), just hit me up!
(Or if you live in a really weird country, I'm sure we can figure something out.)
Contact me directly at StamperTV@gmail.com OR use the contact form here.

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