On the verge of extinction, the magical “Penicorn” is a rare creature, known to grant its owner wishes and long-lasting virility. Adorned with multiple peni*, this cuddly homie will be your best friend forever and never judge your naked body or weird internet browsing habits.
Features:
Double Peni and 2× Testicles (Pre-Installed 👍)
Authentic Troll Hair
3× Magical Belly Stars w/Magical Powers
Anti-Tipping Belly of Beans
Suspiciously Haunting Aura
Ability for Owner to Communicate w/Dead
Salon Quality Tail w/Zero Split-Ends
A Personality that Screams "HERE I AM, WORLD! 😀"
- Designed by Stamper - Autographed by Stamper - Lovingly Hand-Crafted by Asians
* Despite its appearance, the Penicorn is all genders at once, constantly, and unapologetically. ** Lucky Charms and mayo*** included, of course. *** Mayo might come as Miracle Whip, etc. depending on condimental availability.
For alternative methods (Cash App, Venmo, etc.), just hit me up! (Or if you live in a really weird country, I'm sure we can figure something out.) Contact me directly at StamperTV@gmail.com OR use the contact form here.
